
2. The
majority of Americans -- the ones who never elected you -- are not fooled
by your weapons of mass distraction. We know what the real issues are
that affect our daily lives -- and none of them begin with I or end
in Q. Here's what threatens us: two and a half million jobs lost since
you took office, the stock market having become a cruel joke, no one
knowing if their retirement funds are going to be there, gas now costs
two dollars a gallon -- the list goes on and on. Bombing Iraq will not
make any of this go away. Only you need to go away for things to improve.

" So try your best to ride this victory all the way to next year's
election. Of course, that's still a long ways away, so we'll all get
to have a good hardy-har-har while we watch the economy sink even further
down the toilet!"
3. As
Bill Maher said last week, how bad do you have to suck to lose a popularity
contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole world is against you, Mr. Bush.
Count your fellow Americans among them.
4. The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope!
But even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out against you! How
bad does it have to get before you realize that you are an army of one
on this war? Of course, this is a war you personally won't have to fight.
Just like when you went AWOL while the poor were shipped to Vietnam
in your place.
Then5. Of the 535 members of Congress, only ONE (Sen. Johnson of South
Dakota) has an enlisted son or daughter in the armed forces! If you
really want to stand up for America, please send your twin daughters
over to Kuwait right now and let them don their chemical warfare suits.
And let's see every member of Congress with a child of military age
also sacrifice their kids for this war effort. What's that you say?
You don't THINK so? Well, hey, guess what -- we don't think so either!
6. Finally, we love France. Yes, they have pulled some royal screw-ups.
Yes, some of them can be pretty damn annoying. But have you forgotten
we wouldn't even have this country known as America if it weren't for
the French? That it was their help in the Revolutionary War that won it
for us? That it was France who gave us our Statue of Liberty, a Frenchman
who built the Chevrolet, and a pair of French brothers who invented the
movies? And now they are doing what only a good friend can do -- tell
you the truth about yourself, straight, no b.s. Quit pissing on the French
and thank them for getting it right for once. You know, you really should
have traveled more (like once) before you took over. Your ignorance of
the world has not only made you look stupid, it has painted you into a
corner you can't get out of.
Well, cheer up -- there IS good news. If you do go through with this war,
more than likely it will be over soon because I'm guessing there aren't
a lot of Iraqis willing to lay down their lives to protect Saddam Hussein.
After you "win" the war, you will enjoy a huge bump in the popularity
polls as everyone loves a winner -- and who doesn't like to see a good
ass-whoopin' every now and then (especially when it 's some third world
ass!). And just like with Afghanistan, we'll forget about what happens
to a country after we bomb it 'cause that is just too complex! So try
your best to ride this victory all the way to next year's election. Of
course, that's still a long ways away, so we'll all get to have a good
hardy-har-har while we watch the economy sink even further down the toilet!
But, hey, who knows -- maybe you'll find Osama a few days before the election!
See, start thinking like THAT! Keep hope alive! Kill Iraqis -- they got
our oil!!
Yours,
Michael Moore www.michaelmoore.com <<
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